04 February 2008

Facebook

For those who are starved for Attention and have Hours to ruminate in Cyberspace, Facebook is just for you. While Lumber Room is quite content with the current social Situation, Facebook affords one to find persons with similar Interests & join numerous social Groups. Lumber Room explored the Applications feature offered on the Website & was twice unsuccessful in directing the posts from our Blog to appear in our Facebook Profile.

Lumber Room did manage to upload a Program entitled "Spatial IQ Test" which provides a slight amusement regarding one's Intelligence. All who visit the Lumber Room Facebook Page are welcome to try their Hands at accomplishing the various Tests.

"I only go out to get me a fresh Appetite for being alone."
Lord Byron

03 February 2008

Overdrive & Electronic Books

Once again Lumber Room has been astonished -- although, we should be used to it by now -- by the lack of compatibility of the Overdrive Audio-Book Software with the current & not so current MacIntosh operating Systems. Suffice it to say that if Lumber Room endeavors to hear a Work of spoken Words through the Computer, we will have to do it the old fashioned Way, uploading CDs. As yet another Insult to Injury, Overdrive also offers a Software Program for upstart MP3 players that are not iPods.

In their defence, Overdrive does have a growing Library of readable Electronic Books that can be accessed with the Adobe Reader. An interesting note that in MacIntosh Tiger (OSX.4) & Leopard (OSX.5) when using the Safari Browser a pdf File opens automatically & expands into a complete Screen rather than as a downloaded File that must be launched to read.

An advanced Search of Literature through the BCL Overdrive Catalogue for Electronic Books in pdf File yielded only one Work of note & a modern Work at that, 1984. Mr. Orwell, who is responsible for this widely read Work was prone to Fits of Paranoia & an intense Belief that someone other than the L-rd above was watching him. Lumber Room has heard that this was to due to a Confrontation with a rampaging Elephant some years ago during his Service as a Policeman in Burma.

Before becoming an established literary Lion, Mr. Orwell, who was a moderately successful Author, was invited to broadcast over the BBC Indian Service (1941-43) originating from Bush House, London as a Countermeasure to German Propaganda (mostly classical Music) broadcast to the Sub-continent. Many of the recorded Broadcasts survive today & were available online at BBC's Website during the Celebration of the one hundredth Anniversary of his Birth in 2003. The removal of these Broadcasts from the BBC Website & their Refusal to broadcast Premier League Football over the World Service, plus various political Differences with the Library Lumber Room have created a Loathing for BBC Media. But, alas I am travelling on a Tangent.

"The only concession I want from Germany is that she gives me a loaf of bread, tells the gentlemen with muskets at the main gate to look the other way, and leaves the rest to me. In return I am prepared to hand over India, an autographed set of my books, and to reveal the secret process of cooking sliced potatoes on a radiator. This offer holds good till Wednesday week."
P.G. Wodehouse -- speaking of his Internment at Trost, Belgium 1941